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先週に引き続き、今週も筒井君登場です

またもや子供たちまでも巻き込み、リアルタイムで番組を観賞しました。

鶴瓶さんは次々と町の人たちに声をかけて番組が展開するのに比べて、筒井君は町の人さえなかなか見つけられずやっと見つけた人にさえ、最初はまともに声をかけることができなかったようです。番組冒頭でうどん屋さんに入って何とかお店のオーナーに助けてもらいながら取材を終え、その後海岸寺へ向かいました。そこでおみくじを引く筒井君、勢いよく引いたおみくじは「大吉」よかったねぇ
なのにそのおみくじに書いてあるのが
「旅、計画を十分に立てよ」だって
神様はお見通しなのです

町を散策していくうちに番組の趣旨をやっと理解したのか自分から声を掛けることも学習し、声をかけたのが町の中ひっそりとたたずむお饅頭やさん?でした。なのに、そのお店の人「今から出かけるところだから」と筒井君の問いかけをあっという間にさえぎり車でどこかへ行ってしまいました呆然とする筒井君、気を取り直して通りかかった散髪屋さんのくるくる回るあの青と赤の看板が目にとまったようです。そのくるくる回る看板が異様に速いことに気がつき、そこから話題を展開させようと思いつき、散髪屋さんへ入ろうとした瞬間、中にいるご主人があまりにも怖そうだったのでその場から立ち去ってしまいましたおいおい、それじゃ先に続かないよぉ一度は去ったものの、その光景に(困ってしまった?)番組スタッフが筒井君に「あのおじさんが優しかったらおもしろいかも?」と声をかけ、考え直した筒井君、また舞い戻ってきました。でもどうやって話をつなげたらいいのか分からない様子で一人で「(あのクルクルまわる看板)速いですよ、いや、速いですね」と一人で声かけの練習をしていました(笑)あまりにもおもしろすぎます、筒井君。番組のアナウンサーの方にさえ「筒井さん、今度こそ、人と知り合えるんでしょうか」と言われてました鶴瓶さんも「こんな家族に乾杯初めてや」とめちゃくちゃ言われてました

アナウンサーや鶴瓶さんにここまで言わせた筒井君、ある意味すごい大物だと思いました。

更に町をさまよい続ける筒井君、やっと2人の子供を見つけることができました
私もここまで番組を観続けてやっと一安心です。まるで我が子の危なっかしい行動を見守り続ける母親の心境そのものです。

小学3年生の男の子と中学2年生の男の子がサッカーをして遊んでいました。
結構スムースに声をかけることができた筒井君。
でも話の展開はやっぱりまだぎこちない。
でもなんとか少林寺の話題で男の子と話を続けることができ、その男の子と少林寺の型をやってその流れでその子のおうちが経営している花屋さんへ行くことに。
そこでやっとその子のお父さんが「筒井君を(ドラマで見て)知っている」と言ってくれて、私も「筒井君を(知っていてくれて)ありがとぉ〜」と心の中で思いつつ番組の展開を安心して見守ることができました。

筒井君、番組が終了に差し掛かる頃にやっとエンジンがかかったようです(遅いって!)
お花屋さんのご主人とお話も弾んでいるかのように見えましたが、鶴瓶さんが言うように質問する人と答える人が逆になってました普通、こういう番組だと筒井君が町で出会った人に質問してその人がその質問に答えるって言うパターンだと思うのですが、どう見ても真逆です(爆)お花屋さんのご主人が筒井君に質問して筒井君がそれに一生懸命答えるというなんとも不思議な光景が目に焼きついて離れません。

鶴瓶さんの町の人との出会いと筒井君の町の人との出会いが交互に映し出されるとどうしてもその差は歴然で筒井君負けてますよ。でもそこが「筒井道隆」って言う素朴な人柄がにじみ出てて私はよかったです

鶴瓶さんもおもしろかったけど、この番組を観た人はきっと筒井君で癒されたと思います。

私にとってはあっという間の45分間の番組でした。

先週&今週とあの不思議な筒井君ワールド?に引き込まれ、
明日からまたお仕事頑張ることができそうです

NHKさん、是非また筒井さんをゲストに呼んでくださいね

筒井君も「またやりたい」って言ってましたよ。

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のんさんのレポート素晴らしい。
読んでいると場面がアリアリと浮かんできます。そうそうそうなのよ・・・・
平日の昼間ということもあって、商店街を歩いている人が少なかったのも筒井君の苦戦に拍車ををかけましたね。知らない人に話しかけて話を広げていくのは難しいことなのかもしれませんね。慣れも必要ですね、特に筒井君のようなシャイで口下手な人には大変なことなのかもしれませんね。
散髪屋さんに意を決して入ったんだったら、看板の速さだけでなく、お仕事を始めて何年経つのですか。お一人でされているんですか。ご家族は?・・・話を広げる術があればもっと間単にいくんでしょうが。

一方鶴瓶さんは長年やっていることもあり、人の心を掴むのが巧み。どんどん家族の中に入り込んでいきますね。筒井君も最後の方になって何とか要領を掴みかけたようですが、時すでに・・・。でも、何とか花屋の男の子と出会えてよかった。筒井君は子どもを求めていたのかもしれませんね。

ハラハラドキドキしながらも楽しい時間がもてました。一味違った家族に乾杯は普通の視聴者にはどう映ったのでしょうか。
夏子
2008/04/22 10:00
私も見ましたよ!たしかに、こんなにシャイなゲストは珍しいかも。

時々この番組を見ますが、だいたいいつも芸能人オーラを出しまくって一般人と絡んで番組が進行していくんです。筒井さんって、なんてシャイなんやろと思いました。
視聴者に「もっと積極的に話しかけなくっちゃ駄目じゃない〜」とハラハラさせながらテレビにくぎ付けにさせた筒井さんの魅力はすごいね。

かどぶ
2008/04/22 20:56
夏子さん、いらっしゃい♪

お褒め戴き光栄ですぅ。
でもホンマはもっと筒井君を称えるような褒め言葉を連発してレポート仕上げたかったです。こんなドキドキハラハラのスリル満点の「家族に乾杯」すごく貴重ですよね?筒井君もまた出たいって言っていたのでいつかまたこの番組で出会えることを楽しみにしてます♪それにしても筒井君ファンじゃない視聴者は筒井君にどんな印象を持ったのか??聞くのが怖いような楽しみなような?そんな気分です^_^;
のん♪
2008/04/22 23:52
かどぶさん、いらっしゃい♪

観てくれたんですね〜♪
そうそう、「芸能人オーラ」まったく消しているそうですよ。鶴瓶さんがそう言っていました(笑)でもそこが筒井君の魅力なんですよね〜。筒井君みたいな人、癒されるからこれからもこんな番組やトーク番組出てほしいなぁ♪
のん♪
2008/04/22 23:57
いつも「筒井さん、筒井さん」と言っている私に、「どこがいいんやー、あんな男!」なんて、焼きもち半分、批判していた旦那。筒井さんの素敵さわかるから見てと、無理やり「家族に乾杯」を見せました。すると、番組終了後に私にこう言ってきたんです♪「ダメダメやなー、ダメダメ振りが共感持てる(笑)」。旦那もこの番組を見てやっと、筒井さんの魅力に気づいてくれたようです。
これからも、こんなトーク番組で新たなファンを増やして欲しいです♪
ひまわり
2008/04/24 11:44
ひまわりさん、いらっしゃい♪

旦那様に筒井君の魅力が伝わったのですね(^o^)よかったよかった♪
筒井君にやきもち焼いている旦那様、かわいぃ♪
のん♪
2008/04/24 18:55
ホントひさしぶりだな!!相変わらずの筒井君だったね。私の東京の友で教授の奥さん、高知県の出身なんです。筒井君が出る事を連絡しておいたら、丁度高知に帰省していて、親類の人達と、NHK見てくれたようです。そして、皆さんが、筒井君ファンに、なってくれましたようよ。!!ただし、オバチャン連中らしけど!!でも、素顔は、あんなのだけど、やはり、プロの俳優だよね。全く違うキャラクターになるんだから。男性の俳優さんにも、好かれてる筒井君ですね。あと、やはり母性本能をくすぐるから、残念ながら、オバチャン連中だね。私も、このコメントを打つのに老眼鏡がいるようになっちゃった。情けないね。ぼんちゃん!又会おうな。
やっちゃん。よ。
2008/06/01 10:43
やっちゃん、いらっしゃい♪

お久しぶりです(^o^)
お元気そうで何よりです♪
やっちゃんのお力で筒井君ファン増加中ですね(^^)v今はちょうど「アラフォー」に出演中だから、尚更ファンが増えてくるかもね。嬉しいことですよね♪ドラマを観ていると筒井君もいいけど、天海さんも素敵ですねぇ。どんどん楽しみになってきました。
のん♪
2008/06/03 00:01
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